y-ik (Diedrich Bader, OFFICE SPACE) and Du-ug (Chris Parnell, Saturday Night Live) are aliens from the hostile planet of Kabijj. They've been sent to Earth to behead each and every inhabitant. But when their large swords shrink to the size of board game pieces in transit, they're left in a quandary. Luckily for them, they befriend Kenny (Michael Weston), a 20-something fast food worker who helps them find their way around. The trouble is, if they don't complete their mission in two-and-a-half days, their leader will send a murderous giant to do the job for them!