From Croydon to the former Eastern Bloc, Super Hans lays it all out – bad trips, deep thoughts and absolute bangers. You know the name. You know the carnage. Now, for the first time ever, Super Hans tells his own story – no filter, no agenda, just 100% pure, distilled Hans. From his early days brewing home-fermented insanity to fronting the greatest band that never was, to performing at actual Glastonbury, this book is the hilarious, trippy and occasionally baffling life story of Super Hans, in his own words, even though he can't quite remember all the details. Join Super Hans as he drops acid at funerals, meets ‘The One’, in the form of a sexy Berlin nightclub dancer, attempts to run a moped rental business in Macedonia, reconnects with the twins, gets banned from several countries and eventually goes on the run across Europe. All while somehow keeping it together as the world’s greatest superstar DJ. Equal parts riotous comedy, bizarre philosophy guide, unreliable travelogue and strangely heartfelt memoir, this is a must-read for all fans of chaos, big beats and massive truth bombs.