Poems inspired by newspaper headlines, tag-lines, cliches, and click-bait. Marvel at the absurdities ... Beware the 'Lager Lout Gulls', cower from 'The Ghost of Lemmy Riding a Horse and Eating Pizza', be perplexed as 'Brian Blessed Wrestles Forty Stone Gorilla', and hide your eyes from 'Mr Holder's Marrow'!All of these - and much more! - from Britain's best selling poet (named Paul Cookson), and illustrated throughout in full colour by Martin Chatterton.